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#594 lowlife
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#594 lowlife

by BATSHAPED on May 16, 2026 at 12:39 am
Characters: Achilles, Pepper
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  1. Grif
    May 16, 2026, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    Agenda, it’s when you don’t have any genda

    • bizmyth
      May 16, 2026, 7:22 am | # | Reply

      Just like me fr… :achilles-onedge:

    • eudaimon
      May 16, 2026, 9:56 am | # | Reply

      Best laugh of my morning, thank you

    • Shadow goblin
      May 19, 2026, 3:17 am | # | Reply

      progressive cartoon mobster

  2. Slopmoding
    May 16, 2026, 12:48 am | # | Reply

    Pepper, winner of the “shortest-lived nervous breakdown in halo head” award.

    I really find it hard to see how anyone could hate Pepper, he’s managed to stay far more together than you’d expect someone in his situation to and he seems to always immediately grasp when he messes up.

    • Sunroses
      May 16, 2026, 10:09 am | # | Reply

      yeah like he’s trying his best. practically the whole premise of this comic is everyone having really bad coping mechanisms lol

    • Rose :mewww:
      May 16, 2026, 2:30 pm | # | Reply

      yeah, like he’s 100% not perfect (none of them are), and he really doesn’t always apologize when he needs to. but he has Awareness :pepper-surprise:

  3. Slopmoding
    May 16, 2026, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    also big fan of how you drew Achilles in the last panel, orb boy.

  4. Draygo
    May 16, 2026, 1:06 am | # | Reply

    I do like Pepper’s self awareness of when he’s being too extra

  5. Gay420
    May 16, 2026, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    No but like, Achilles is kind of pissing me off. Any time how *he* impacts people and not just the other way around is brought up, he never gets it, he never makes an effort to get it, and instead doubles down on coping. Like… that little man I swea

    • Sunroses
      May 16, 2026, 10:08 am | # | Reply

      cuz almost no one bothers to explain it to him! your honor he’s autistic!!!

      look im not saying hes a perfect bean who’s never done any wrong in his life but some of yall in this comments section are acting like he’s not TRYING to understand just because he’s not succeeding.

      • LoG :mors:
        May 16, 2026, 4:17 pm | # | Reply

        ok that’s fair. Thought he often IS trying to avoid thinking about things too much, so I don’t plame people for thinking some of his misunderstandings are willful ignorance.

      • Riotmode
        May 16, 2026, 9:49 pm | # | Reply

        I have pretty similar tendencies to what Achilles has going on, and unfortunately “He’s Autistic” isn’t compelling to me here. Like, he’s clearly aware on some level that what he’s doing is a bad idea, but he’s consciously committing to that wrong choice. That’s the whole point of thought bubble Achilles! There’s a disconnect maybe, but that impulse is still THERE!

        His feelings are real too, mind, and that’s steering a lot of the behavior here, but I also think Achilles is a little willfully shitty in ways I hope the story addresses here.

  6. Toontasm
    May 16, 2026, 1:49 am | # | Reply

    I don’t even have agenda

  7. henryh8scops
    May 16, 2026, 2:02 am | # | Reply

    I hope some day Achilles gets some kind of perspective on how much Mars does care and why it really matters that she’s enjoying the arrangement they have, but damn. Another heroic underside journey without warning is really gonna test the notion in the worst way. Like things really can’t keep going on under his current perception, but straight up disappearing again is gonna dredge up some nasty trauma for Mars while also kind of implicating Chloe if nobody ever updates anybody on what the hell is going on and that’s the last time Chloe and Mars spoke right before handing him off.

    Clair walking in with a stack of pizzas to see the polycule on fire afterwards

    • Slopmoding
      May 16, 2026, 2:14 pm | # | Reply

      I didn’t even consider the fact that Mars hasn’t seen Achilles since then holy shit good catch

  8. SheepishLaurie
    May 16, 2026, 4:19 am | # | Reply

    Grown ass cat doesn’t know what a gender is

    I wonder Ares would think if she found out that Achilles didn’t want the money for ClairStuff and was chasing the pinnacle of his several week life

    I worry that he might not have a reason to go back up the stairs this time

    • Jade
      May 16, 2026, 7:03 am | # | Reply

      I doubt it would matter that much to her, the money comes from Clair either way. So as long as he’s obsessed with trying to get more of it, he’ll be under Clair’s thumb.

      • Fellow
        May 17, 2026, 8:42 am | # | Reply

        I don’t Ares is expecting Achilles to be interacting with Clair at all. Under her assumptions, Achilles could’ve gone up.

  9. name here
    May 16, 2026, 6:07 am | # | Reply

    i have a soft spot for a boy admitting with humility that he is kind of a shlub . one of few boyish traits i can really get behind . also achilles doesnt seem to be fazed by yelling at all – in the past mars has yelled at him a little to little response, and here he seems more unnerved in 593 by being suddenly grabbed than by any vocal escalation

  10. Omnipleasant
    May 16, 2026, 7:10 am | # | Reply

    “It’s not important, but an agenda is a list of thin-”

    “No, I know what an agenda is, but what’s a goddamn?”

  11. Anne
    May 16, 2026, 7:45 am | # | Reply

    This is so delicious. Im having such a good time

  12. Anne
    May 16, 2026, 8:03 am | # | Reply

    Its so funny how Achilles isn’t even being judgemental of Pepper here he just legitimately doesn’t understand the implications of what Pepper just said. But Pepper is shutting down anyway because he’s embarrassed of his outburst hahahaha

  13. olliebot
    May 16, 2026, 8:10 am | # | Reply

    i really do love how the bell pepper that has been on the knife parallels the actual bloody one from the first boys night :knife:

  14. a
    May 16, 2026, 8:34 am | # | Reply

    Maybe achilles will go with, but he won’t come back up. he seems more disillusioned with money/being up here now and ares might get through to him

  15. Fellow
    May 16, 2026, 9:44 am | # | Reply

    I don’t think this is quite a good thing for Pepper. Dude can only put off taking care of himself so many times. I wonder if this meal will end up getting cooked at the end of the night.

    He really just doesn’t know to ask for help like a normal person, he’s either just grossly telling Achilles to go get more money to keep being punched in the face so he has someone to go on a walk on the stairs with, or just focusing on dealing Achilles’ problems.

    Achilles is doing his due diligence here by asking about the ‘I can’t go alone’ thing, but Pepper just goes to apologize instead of explaining. I think Pepper feels like he ‘got caught’ acting selfish, even though Achilles probably would’ve cared enough to help him if he opened up.

    I think the most normal he’s been about it when he asked Chloe for help figuring out the deal with Clair and the book, but that backfired when Chloe latched onto the ‘figure out’ wording and probably reinforced some of his bad habits.

    • Vinemaple :peachy-stare:
      May 17, 2026, 2:39 pm | # | Reply

      I see in that uncooked meal all the things I’ve tried to do for myself and had to abandon so I could do something for someone else.

  16. AchillesEnjoyer :achilles-serious:
    May 16, 2026, 11:01 am | # | Reply

    WAIT NO!! IF ACHILLES VANISHES FOR DAYS AFTER MARS HANDED HIM OFF IMAGINE WHAT THATS GOING TO DO TO HERRR

    • Fellow
      May 16, 2026, 6:12 pm | # | Reply

      Forget about Mars, Clair will have to build an entire hospital for Chloe once Mars is done with her.

    • edenplease
      May 18, 2026, 3:23 pm | # | Reply

      OOH i hadnt even thought of that!!! Imagine Mars freaking out because she cant find him and Chloe telling her she saw him heading to Pepper´s house!!! Imagine her storming into his house only to find them both gone owwwwwwww :batty-bloody: :hearts:

  17. apricot
    May 17, 2026, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    The second panel stresses me out so much lmao. Their positions and the framing… reminds me of #448 🙁 though their positions are flipped, I suppose. But there’s a yellow pepper in roughly the same place as the peach in that one… this is prolly just coincidental but aaaaa

    • NoEggsCannotRun
      May 18, 2026, 12:15 am | # | Reply

      Yeesh, don’t like that. Achilles is just short so probably not intentional. Probably. Maybe.

  18. HPA
    May 17, 2026, 8:51 am | # | Reply

    Things gonna get crazy when they finally go back to the stairs. Halo Head is gonna collapse in Pepper’s absence

    • Vinemaple :peachy-stare:
      May 17, 2026, 2:42 pm | # | Reply

      I hope that when they return, they walk into a “noodle incident.” I really want to see what Batty can come up with in the way of comedy chaos, when they don’t have to explain any of it to the audience!

  19. Vicki Sticks
    May 17, 2026, 4:57 pm | # | Reply

    Recap of Lil man and Mars’ feeling for one another:
    -Chloe takes lil man from Mars.
    -“He’s just your ATM plaything, Imma borrow him for a bit.”
    -Mars reluctantly agrees. Heartbroken.
    -Lil man finds out about feelings but can’t/won’t grasp them. Also heartbroken.
    -Chloe doesn’t give a shit. She just wants her plate back.
    -Heart to heart between Lil man and Chloe.
    -cutoff by Fruitbat’s weird spoutings.
    -Fruitbat may have feelings for Lil man.
    -Fruitbat/plate tradeoff.
    -PSYCH!
    -Chloe runs off with Lil man AND plate.
    -Chloe 1 – Lil man, Mars, and Fruitbat 0.
    -Everyone, but Chloe, loses.
    -Boys’ Night part deux. Spicy edition.
    -Lil man’s being dumdum about feelings.
    -Pep being pissed off with Lil man.
    -Pep realizes he’s asshole material now and apologizes.
    -Lil man ain’t learning shit.
    -Both agree to hit the stairs to the lower rings of Halo Head.

    Good God how far this has gone in a span of . . . around 30 pages or so? Hectic!

    Achilles. For the love of all that is FUCK, please use your head. Listen to that little weirdo up there. It’s getting hard to defend your ignorant choices at this point.

    • M
      May 17, 2026, 6:07 pm | # | Reply

      Idrg how you describe 578 in particular, or the fact that we’ve been watching her have an extended depressed episode over her jealousy of Achilles and Mars’ time together for easily hundreds of pages, as “Chloe doesn’t give a shit, she just wants her plate back”? Outside of Mars and Achilles themselves, she gives the most shits out of the whole cast. She “won” in the sense that she accomplished her nominal goal of getting her plate back, but she clearly does not fully believe Mars about it only being into it for the money and is deeply perturbed over the implications.

      The big theme of this little arc was everyone technically got what they asked for — Chloe got her reassurance about Mars not being weird, Mars got to tell Chloe she’s not weird, and Achilles got beat up for money — but they all only got it in name only and are existing the encounter miserable and sad because of their own choices.

      • Vicki Sticks
        May 18, 2026, 1:27 pm | # | Reply

        I was doing a shitpost recap. I know what’s going on (for the most part), because I love this angsty shit! But, I do often forget things, so thank you for reminding me of key points I missed/forgot.

        • M
          May 21, 2026, 10:52 am | # | Reply

          Oh, that wasn’t really intended as a correction or anything! The phrase just stuck with me and made me think about the last scene a little differently. Didn’t intend for it to come across that way, my apologies.

  20. Zorquil
    May 17, 2026, 7:45 pm | # | Reply

    Huh, so is Pepper going down those stairs or not? It would be a way to tackle his issues if he does go with Achilles. Also, there are some pretty sceneries around, so it might help him relax.

  21. JubileeGeode
    May 18, 2026, 9:50 am | # | Reply

    Not knowing a word specifically because it makes it easier for him to ignore that someone said something hurtful…

    • Fellow
      May 18, 2026, 2:05 pm | # | Reply

      I don’t think knowing what an agenda is makes this more or less hurtful, Pepper’s just being self depricative.

  22. tattle
    May 20, 2026, 4:51 pm | # | Reply

    achilles and pepper are the same. they’ve both had their worldview shattered. they are now both seeking answers: pepper is exploring his feelings through books; achilles is talking to pepper. they’ve both been planning to go down the stairs again, and not even for different reasons (seeing ares).

    I don’t think pepper is being a lowlife here, though. his motivations for wanting to go down the stairs aren’t ignoble. he DOES want to meet ares. he doesn’t want the money achilles wants. pepper does have an agenda about going back down the stairs, but he has a pretty good reason: again, his shattered worldview. and he keeps bringing it up when talking to people, but again: shattered. worldview. and no one to talk to about it.

    this outburst I think is actually extremely good for pepper. I hope he keeps going with his outburst feelings actually, instead of abandoning his thoughts to focus more on achilles. he FINALLY gets to get this shit off his chest, and hopefully he takes the opportunity. two boys doing animal stuff with meat together (coming to grips with the true nature of reality) (he still has time to add the meat)

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